You really thought I was funny? Really really? [’and he practically lights up at the thought and he’s tapping at her shoulder, tapping and tapping and having the dumbest grin on his face, shaking his body as if that’s the only way he can express the gratitude] I don’t think I wanna, I mean it’s my goal to make y’all smile when you’re down so if me bein’ the town fool has ya grinnin’ half the time then I’m good with it if you’re good with it. You think he amazes you? We still get amazed by him everyday, he’s our Ace believe it or not buy shh you didn’t hear it from me alright? [’he places a finger to his lips, the most obnoxious of all shh’s coming from his lips] I can’t be revealin’ all these secrets just out in the open like that. That’s dangerous. You can’t have a crush on all five guys, we ain’t worthy of you likin’ all of us, Hoon maybe. Maaaaybe the maknae but he’s dangerous too so not him. In fact none of us, not worthy. You’ve been in the dungeon so long we’re surprised you’re not in an asylum. Proud of ya though, you’re stayin’ strong. Immense respect. Just hit me up if you’re feelin’ like you need air your way and I’ll help out alright? Nah Gd hyung told me Hoon’s just like Seungri so I think it’s just the best of both worlds or the lesser of two evils with them. I can’t even think of which would be better—– maybe Dara noona. Maybe. [’his lips purse because it’s actually a puzzling thought but he’s smiling nonetheless] It’s alright, I’ll take any feedback, just means they’re keeping an eye on me right? But if we go into hidin’ imma need more than ointment for these wounds.

Omo…! -she covers her mouth in surprise. a smile is ingrained in her face when he started shaking about and tapping her like a little boy asking for a reward; like a candy or a tonka truck- Yes, yes. I did! And you do make me smile, same with everyone else I’m hoping. Even the ones that pick on you. But it’s okay, I’m with you on this. I try to be a good sport and let people pick on me if it means it’ll make them laugh. Is that bad? Does that make me a masochist? -she wasn’t expecting an answer to her question, she was more so just musing out loud- I don’t just think it! He really does amaze me. All of you guys in WINNER, honestly. You’re all so very talented… wah…! I’d love if we’re given a chance to collaborate someday. It seems boss pushes us to iKON a lot. 

-she leans back, hand resting on her chest when he made a hushing sound- Alright, alright. I didn’t… hear it from you… a heard it from a little bird. -she nods slowly, sideeying the male with a cheeky smile on her face- Hey, I mean, it’s not so bad if I’m not alone in it. -her laughter sounded nervous and it shows with how her lips quivered afterwards- What would you do if I do need air? Are you gonna drag along an oxygen tank for me? Oh, I like both their humors. I just feel like Seunghoon-ssi’s would be a refreshing twist. I don’t know, I like it.

-she looks at him with scrutiny when she mentions a certain sunbae. she didn’t wanna seem offensive but she wasn’t sure the suggestion was done in sarcasm- Wait, Dara sunbae…? Are you sure? I watch her sometimes, honestly… Yoo Jaesuk sunbaenim would always say she… well, let’s just say her humor is a bit out of this world. -she laughs nervously, trying to distract the male with a squeeze on his shoulder- Hmm, I’m no nurse, though. Heol~ I can’t do anything past a first aid procedure. -she purses her lips, palms cupping her cheeks-

hgeboi:

Considerin’ you had this image of me as a town fool I’m not sure which one I prefer anymore. Though I guess it’s up to me to curve whatever image you have right? Hoon’s the fool. Intuitive but he’s a fool. Man am I gonna have to hold some of y’all back when his teaser comes out? It’s true though, the man always keeps us laughin’ no matter what. It‘s one of the best traits to have in my opinion. Thanks though ‘saeng, means a lot after goin’ through a turmoil of responses for some people. Nice to know you enjoyed it despite the awkward cuts. If the behind the scenes is released I’m gonna have to hide out in the dungeon with ya for a bit.

That’s not a bad thing! It just means I thought you were funny. And I don’t know. Is it? -her lips purse, eyes rounding up as if to appear innocent- He’s a wise fool, then? He picks up on things quick, I get amazed. -eyebrows knitting together, she shakes her head and matches it with a dismissive wave of her hands- No, no. I don’t see him like that. I’m just a fan. It doesn’t automatically mean I have a crush or else it’d mean I have a crush on all five guys? That’d turn me crazy. I’ve been in the dungeon too long to stand another time in an asylum. But yes, yes. One of the best traits indeed. I could only wish for. Maybe I’ll ask him for advice when it’s my turn to appear on variety shows. Hanging out with Seungri oppa only got me to learn how to bluff and exaggerate stories. -she makes a ‘tsk’ sound, albeit playfully- Oh! No worries. I know… what it feels like… getting bad feedback. -voice fades, words turning into mumblers and she rests a hand on his shoulder- I wouldn’t want that feeling on anyone else. If you really do go into hiding mode, I’ll keep you company. Bring us some cold water and ointment for all the burns.

( ` he snorts when she blows her nose on his shirt, half amused at her actions but the other half silently weeping at the loss of a decent shirt. ) you’re a pretty exceptional actress there jennie. yeah, you got me for a second.. but only a second !! ( ` he tries to deny the fact that she totally got him, a grin making its way across his face as he accepts her challenge.  ) alright, i’ve got mine figured out. what about you – are we going to put a wager on whoever has the better joke? 

Only a second… ah… -she clutches her chest dramatically, eyes rolling upward and she feigned a sniffle as she gentle taps a finger under her eye repeatedly- It’s okay, I’ve heard this. When I acted for a music video, not a lot of people was taken either. -she sighs before laughing once again- You do? Shoot… -she mumbles to herself, anxiously biting on her thumb’s nail because she hasn’t- Um… well, yeah! And it’s gonna be mine!

Aish, do you really have to kill my excitement– ( * with her nose scrunched and a soft “hmph” emitted, she begins to rummage through her bag, looking for the treat she had prepared. ) It’s a little late, but better late than never, right? ( * a small bag embellished with a baby pink ribbon is brought out. ) Jjan! Homemade pepero sticks! Each and every one of them made by yours truly. ( * she curtsies playfully before flipping her hair. ) 

Did I? Oof— you know the suspense kills me! I’m just not patient enough for… things. -she rubs at her cheek in a sluggish manner as she eyes the female’s every movement- Of course, of course. -she responds enthusiastically, growing a bit restless even though there hasn’t been a pause as long as a minute; orbs budding with much anticipation and she wasn’t disappointed to finally see what surprise her best friend had prepared- Awww, what a sweetie. How do you even… make these? Or are these sort of pre-made and you just prepared it? -she squinted at her playfully- You should have told me, I would have wanted to see how these are done so I can make some too instead of just buying.

I’m pretty sure it’s more than eleven.. the harry potter movies are pretty long in of themselves.  probably closer to thirteen or even fourteen hours - and it’s worth every minute. /nods as she adjusts her position, getting comfortable against the sofa itself in the absence of a shoulder to lean on. I mean, we can pause for the potty. (8 

Wait, we agreed on Harry Potter movies? When was this? Was it really me who did or was it a clone? Did someone else touch my phone and sent you back a text message saying I’d like to watch 3 hour long movies? -her jaws drop, and eyelids stretching the farthest they could, frantic hands cupping the other’s cheek- Suddenly, I gotta go.