Me? Sneaky? I slide in with all invitation and welcoming, I’m like a modern-day vampire. Gentleman vampire. Can I get that statement in recording though? Me being innocent, we’ve got a few who might not directly agree with the statement. Not that I’ve given them any reason not to. Everyone likes to punk Song Mino but when Song Mino comes to punk them back they won’t be ready. More complicated than scrappy? Scrappy but with soft undertones? Jennie….are you a pineapple? Jinkies! I can’t believe you said zoinks. Hardcore to the core! We’re like peaches! Do peaches have cores or—– Nectarines? Whatever it’s called sheesh.
Gentleman vampire… this is reminding me of Hotel Transylvania. A fluffy movie for a fluffy oppa to watch and relate to. But hmph, I take it back. You’re the one here making suggestive jokes last time. You’re not ‘too’ innocent. Just a little, in certain circumstances. I’ll think about a recording… someday, or maybe when you’ve let me in on that album on the works. Even just some ooh’s and ahh’s on the backtracking. No? Okay… Bye… I’ll go as Jiwonnie. Yah, no punking… unless you’re doing it with me! Or not, heol~ The last time we did, people were offended. You’re right, they’re not ready. Is it that? Soft undertones? Like a ‘moist’ Shiba Inu? Eeeeh, that’s weird to say out loud. I can’t believe you said jinkies. Nectarines? I think peaches and nectarines are the same thing? Peacherines? Hmmm, now I’ll be thinking about this until I find out. Aigoo…
slippery elm makes me feel like I’m a sneaky brown-noser which for all intents and purposes should go to taehyun. are you scrappy though jennie? you’re tough but are you scrappy? scrappy doo? awh! you’re scrappy doo. “may forget how sensitive you are” why did this quiz expose the both of us?
Aren’t you? No? Just kidding, I know you’re not. You’re too innocent to be that. You’d be the victim to it if anything. Yes, Taehyun oppa! I still remember watching him getting you punked. Am I scrappy? More complicated than scrappy? Is that it? I don’t know! You tell me… zoinks! These quizzes always do that to us. It did with the Bubbles, too. Sensitive, are we? Pfft. We’re hardcore!
E.T phone home touch?! (’even as he repeats the words he can’t keep a straight face for long and switches to a look of incredulity at the female) Where were you trying to send me? I think I deserve the luxury of knowing where I’m going before you send me off to your home planet. Unless you’re sending me to the dungeon in that case I need to escape before it happens. Is this what we’re doing? An exchange? You for me? Winner for your girls? Is this a burn on my tattoo— because I don’t think it looks that bad but I would be honored if the famous stencil artist Jennie Kim gave me one of her works. Just be ready for booming service afterwards, I’ll be showing it off to everyone and their mama.
Yes. E.T. phone home touch. -even she lets out a snort as she repeats her words just after him; she’d blame it on him for his amusing reaction- It’s not a luxury! It’s a right. I was going to tell you but… you know, it’s more worth knowing after the suspense. It’s why producers earn such good money from making thrillers. No! Not the dungeon. -she waves her hands in front of her in a dismissive manner- I’d bring you anywhere but. Someone else does that… you know. -she says with a slight quint of her eyes, as if hinting him of the obvious answer to her ambiguous statement- I’m taking you to… Jennie’s Wonderful Land aka Jenderland… -her voice fades, embarrassed of even her own silly jokes- We get to be one whole group there. You, me, your guys, and my girls. I didn’t say it looks bad! I’m just saying it would have looked the best if it were done by me. -she points at herself then she gasps- Oh! This could be a career on the side. Keep me busy! You’ll be my advertiser?
(’it’s the fact that the grimace registers first, and the fact that he’s moving so quickly after the poke that he doesn’t have much to say about it, all he has are rather incoherent words and spastic reactions that follow though) Jennie!!!!! I thought I was the ice sibling! Why Anna what cold hands you have, all the better to freeze your bro half to death!
-eyes widened, a hand rests on her chest when he slinks into a spastic reaction that she wasn’t sure what he was doing for- That was… my E.T. phone home touch, what do you mean? I’m not trying to freeze you! Please don’t die, oppae. It’s just me silently sending a message saying, ‘you should have let me drawn the stencil of your tattoo instead’ because… I make pretty stencils. On the spot, too!
But it's food made for sick people! I'd be kind of jinxing you if you're all good, I should keep this to give it to someone who's feeling worse. You, baby girl, might need something for people who are healthier.
But I’m a strong… girl… woman… person… human being. Those sick days were a fluke! I don’t get sick normally. Maybe it was something else. -she taps on her chin, eyes wandering around in feigned thought as she already had one set in mind- Why would you wanna find someone worse? Aigoo… aigoo.. we should wish to find healthy people! But hmm, hmm. What would that be then?
If you're all good and healthy now, then should I give the chicken soup I made to someone else?
-she instantly gasps, eyes widened and she shakes her head over in response- No, no, no! It’s still food… and made in the intention to feed me, right? Why would you give it to someone else… -she exaggerates a pout, trying her luck at convincing her-
yg should have a graduation yearbook, your senior quote would be "finally". Plus it goes along with how great you look in black. Imagine, all the secret shade we could throw.
It’s like that song Jiyong oppa had with Chaeyoung baby. Eventually. -she clutches at her chest dramatically- And yes… black. Like my heart. I do look good in black, like you look good in everything that you wear. -she stares cheekily and an awkward wink follows suit- What do you mean secret though? We don’t need to be subtle.
Simsimi? ( ` his head tilted to
the side, animatedly. ) … Are you talking about a person? He? Don’t talk to
strangers. You’re gonna’ get abducted and then we’ll have to use that as the
reason why YG hasn’t seen you in so long. It makes sense, y’know.. you’ve been
wandering off too much. ( ` sighing loudly, he shifted weight from leg to leg.
) We really gotta’ get you a tracking device or something.. where are your
parents? Tsk.
No, nooo..! He’s not an actual person. He’s a— -she pauses midway, realizing she didn’t know what creature he was- you know what, I’m not even sure. He looks like a fusion of things. Like a duck merged with a baby boy and then Kirby but he’s yellow. He resides in a phone application. I can’t believe you don’t know this, oppa!! He’s popular. Sajangnim sees me… heol~ No need for a tracking device. I’m not a… baby, or a dog. I don’t know. My parents aren’t here… they’re back home. Unless you want to count GD oppa? Feel free~? I just don’t think it’s very smart to do so.
