Oh? Maybe I’m speaking another language? Maybe this Jennie doesn’t speak Korean all of a sudden? I’m sure I meant Mama Jennie. Three bears? Four girls. In this case anyone trying to mess with your girls is Goldilocks. But nothing wrong with being Mama Bear Jennie. It suits ya ‘saeng, I’m surprised I can come to terms with it myself. Shows you’re all grown up, where’d you get this instinct from, I suppose it’s always been there. Cute’s not even the word for it. It’s endearing you know? My ‘saeng taking care of her own. Don’t worry about oppa, you’ve got enough to worry about yeah? I’m taking care though. (’he flashes a thumbs up just to reassure her of such, same hand reaching to pluck at her cheeks)

Ah he’s gonna have to fight a few other’s for the throne. I think he prefers claiming it as his own and letting everyone else think they run it? He’s lazy that way, kinda manipulative I’m not sure who or where he got that from? Maybe Dana. She likes me to think I’m the brother in charge then she flips the script. Jhonny might be getting it from her, unless you taught him a little something when he was staying with you hm? Hmmm? (’all he gives is a gentle nudge of her shoulder with his own and a raise of his brow, ridiculously so in fact that he almost laughs) This isn’t an accusation this is a concerned parent. 

Aigoo, I have no idea what you could be referring to but if I did I would say me not talking about it is not lying, it’s shielding certain details out of embarrassment. And this lovely dongsaeng of mine would try not to reveal what should remain closed, sealed and stamped only to my mind. Or I’m going to have to find you in these sleeping positions and maybe spread a few pictures of the sleeping beauty around the building. Sound fun? Nope. However I do need proof that you are capable of deep sleep. Gotta make sure you’re getting rest and not mini naps, one of you got sick we don’t need everyone understand? (’let the record show he doesn’t believe her in the slightest and the suspicion is masked easily by the light tone, however her faltering catches quickly)

Let’s call it hamtaro land. I hope it’s treating you well. I hope it’s everything you need to to be and more. But spend some time in Jenderland too? Get the best of both worlds. (’he says it with a small smile, genuine above all) And while you’re there I’m most definitely fighting your umma.

You’re not getting my signature. (’he even looks down at the mimed paper with explicit distaste before smiling wide) Let’s go yeah? Sounds like we both need it, we’re signing waivers and shit.

_{No… I’m sorry. I’m from overseas. Could you translate everything for me? -lips purse as she waits for a response calling her out- Well, you’re no different. Anyone who messes with your members will feel your wrath, won’t they? I’ve grown up for years now and have been taking care of myself very well! Aigoo… you still struggle with that concept? Eh… no… I can’t help that. -face becomes painted with an expression of pain even though it didn’t hurt and she rubs her cheeks-}

_{Right… I forgot you have a zoo in your dorms. Not just cats but dogs, too. That’s really smart of him, though. Let them think what they want! Not from you? Awh… maybe you are and you just don’t take credit for it! -eyes widen and her jaws drop slightly and slow- Me? No… no way! I’m nice… It must be from Danah unnie. Besides, I’m pretty sure Johnny spent more time with Lisa. I don’t think he likes me very much.}

_{Mmmm, yes, omitting things. My forte. -she lets out a feigned and exaggerated cough- Alright, alright. I’ll let this off… I won’t pry. I don’t mean to anyway… I’m just checking to see if you’ll slip. I got my eyes on you. -index and middle fingers point at her eyes and hovers at his- No… it doesn’t sound fun. Is this a threat?! Yah, I’ll always find some sort of leverage against you, you know. I have my ways. And really, I don’t know what proof you need… I am capable! Won’t you trust my word for it? I know perfectly well what the difference between deep sleeps and cat naps are. Plus I work out, eat healthy as much as possible, and keep a positive attitude…! I won’t get sick. -a fist is raised with enthusiasm-}

_{Hamtaro Land? -a smile instantly forms and she titters to herself- That’s so cute. Hamtaro is…! Treating me very, very, very well. Everything I need to be and much, much more. I do spend time on Jenderland still. Especially lately. I spend most of my time there. I guess, there needs to be a balance… I’m working on it! -she gasps in pure shock- No way! I won’t let you. That just makes me not want to visit any other lands than this. -a frown forms and her forehead wrinkles before she nudges him-} 

_{I’m not asking for your signature. Heol~ Reminds me though, you’ve never given me one. Ever! -she catches the profanity and immediately has her finger up to scold- Language! -nose scrunch up while her lips squeezes down to a pout then she shakes it off quick, walking on side by side with him as she picks out her phone to dial for a cab. as it arrives, she hops on quick and scoots close to the window where she peeks out while she speaks, urging him to direct the driver- Where to?}