Is it weird I opted to watch the second before the first? Didn’t even finish? Do I smell a movie night coming up one of these days? Man Jennie I told you we can’t throw that word around like that, people aren’t meant to know about the f-word and me okay. As far as the public is concerned there is no correlation. It’s a secret between us. Between flower siblings ad dandelion chingus. Honestly if we’re counting my jokes when’s the last time I made a truly suggestive—– actually I take that back because I fear you might actually read me a whole list. I should be more careful to show a more responsible image around my own sis. Wouldn’t want Jiyong-hyung accusing me of corrupting his favorite. Why would you even think of going to Jiwon when you’ve got a perfectly good me? This is the second time you chose him over me—— is it because he actually won show me the money is that it? Okay okay we can punk one last time before you go off to war, sound good? Well actually maybe that’s not a good idea—– like a what? A what shiba inu? A what? I’m afraid my hearing isn’t that good. You said zoinks!!!!!!!!! Princess Peacherine. I’m cringing inside. 

_{It is a bit weird… but I’ve done it. There’s no shame to it. Ahh, we still need to finish Osomatsu-san! I was looking forward to our animus nights after days of horror, we needed that goofy follow up. Why not? Eh, you call yourself cotton candy boy! Why can’t I call you fluffy? Good call… because I have receipts. There’s no escaping it. When it’s out, there’s record of it. It’s part of the life of a celebrity. Especially of someone who’s as famous as Song Minho? Aigoo… all the fangirls, fanboys… Blacknut is fawning over you like a paparazzi who won’t stop until the boy is theirs. It’s crazy being charismatic, isn’t it? I wonder what it’s like! Aren’t you Jiyong appa’s favorite, too? Maybe you can pass up with him.}

_{Wait—No!!! No way! No! Has it been the second time? I just feel like he’ll be lenient with me. You play around with me a lot, aigoo. Then again, I’m probably wrong if he’s given me so many weird nicknames over the years. Mmm, I’m back on your side. I just needed to evaluate my options… but you know, oppa, I’ll always come back to you! We’re family. No trophy or competition title required for this. No, let’s not. If we do, it has to be… really… really, really lighthearted. A… you know! Moist. Isn’t that you, too? I’m pretty sure it is. You said jinkies! Is this a role reversal? I was about to say you’re Mario but that’s Hanbin. You could be Luigi… oh— hold that thought, I forgot we’re both Waluigi. Yah, no cringing. You have to embrace this with me.}