“Well, let me tell you ‘bout my girl friend… my girl friend Lalisa… she let somebody take a picture, so she could be a fashionista. She said she wanna be a singer, and she’s gonna be a great one.” She pauses midway from the singing to skip onto the chorus of her made up song to the beat of Monalisa. “And I know that it’s worth it, worth it, worth it. I go crazy when she workin’, workin’, workin’. All the fellas they be lookin’, lookin’, lookin’. They lookin’ at my Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.” Cue the operatic humming.