hgeboi:

Sooooooooooooooo I suck at fashion or whatever so I had to talk with a few stylist noonas and even try pesterin’ Ji hyung about the right thing. But you’re growin’ up and I figured you need an upgrade. At first I thought, you’re gonna need a collar to pop against the haters, but then I figured, you can just look fly and they won’t be able to say nothin’. So, I think you’ll look good in it and it should fit you—- Happy Birthday, guess I can’t call you lil J huh?

Your fashion is a bit… revolutionary, yes. I must say. But hey, you’re a trendsetter now. Take pride in it! GD oppa? Aigo… don’t trust him. He’s gonna suggest you to give me short shorts during the winter time. He’s awful about the ‘fashion is supposed to be uncomfortable’ thing. An upgrade? That sounds like sexy outfits to me? How would you know if it fits me? Did you ask that to the stylists too? Kinda creepy having this thought that you know my measurements, Minho-ssi… -she feigns a grimace then laughs at her own antics- I’m just kidding! Thank you! This is pretty much my style. Lil J? Might as well be Lil Kim! But no… don’t call me little. I’m not a lolicon. -she hides her face with her palms-